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October 2011

When you're on your period...

• Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
• Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
• Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
• Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
• Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
• Me: why

Sep 30, 2011194,724 notes

#omg

September 2011

Sep 30, 201134,961 notes

#for you #submission #submission #submission #submission

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#Zooey Deschanel

Sep 30, 20112,890 notes

#something borrowed #gpoy

Sep 29, 20111,315 notes

#awesome

Sep 29, 20112,013 notes

#LOL YES #submission

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#hands #art

Sep 27, 2011205,948 notes

#OH MY WORD I INVENTED JUSTICE

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#jason

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